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About this hoodie
Description
"Why waste time when few word do trick", machine-embroidered onto a premium cotton hoodie. The most quoted line from Kevin Malone's English-as-a-second-language masterpiece (sorry, third-language?), stitched in clean lettering across the chest. Less words. More efficiency. Maximum laughs from anyone who's seen The Office.
Built on a heavyweight cotton fleece, full-cut body, drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem. Brushed inside. The hoodie equivalent of Kevin's chili.
The make
- The Kevin Malone quote embroidered on the front chest in classic clean lettering
- Machine-embroidered on one of 13 industrial machines at our Melbourne studio
- Made to order, ready to ship in 2 weeks
Embroidery
- The quote front embroidery is included as standard
- Add a name, date or short phrase elsewhere on the hoodie as a paid add-on at checkout
- Extra embroidery spots (back, sleeve, hood, opposite chest) available
Fabric & fit
- 100% combed cotton, heavyweight fleece
- Classic regular fit, true to size
- Drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- Brushed inner, soft, cosy, warm
Perfect for: The Office fans, Kevin Malone superfans, "why use many word when few word do trick" energy, anyone whose love language is sitcom quotes.
Designed and embroidered in Melbourne by RK Threads.
Sizing
The size guide next to the sizes has the measurements. They're taken flat on the garment in centimetres, so lay a piece you like flat and compare.
Care
Wash cold and inside out. Skip the dryer if you can, and don't iron straight over the stitching.
Shipping
Shipping is free in Australia over $90 and free internationally over $150.
Returns
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Questions people ask
How much is shipping?
Free in Australia over $90, and free internationally over $150.
Is there a minimum order?
No. One piece is fine. If you need 10 or more, our wholesale site gives you an instant quote, no account needed.
What size should I get?
Tap "Don't know what size to get?" under the sizes. Pick women or men, add your height and weight, and it suggests a size. The size guide next to it has the measurements in centimetres.
Can I ask you something first?
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