I bought this hat and all I got was this stupid Hat hat

I bought this hat and all I got was this stupid Hat hat

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"I bought this hat and all I got was this stupid Hat hat" Cap, machine-embroidered. The cap that's about being a cap. Stitched in chunky...

"I bought this hat and all I got was this stupid Hat hat" Cap, machine-embroidered. The cap that's about being a cap. Stitched in chunky lettering on the front panel of a structured cotton cap. Recursively self-referential, slightly cursed, fully wearable.

Built on a heavyweight structured cotton crown with a curved brim and adjustable strap-back.

The make

  • The full phrase embroidered on the front panel
  • Machine-embroidered on one of 13 industrial machines at our Melbourne studio
  • Made to order, ready to ship in 2 weeks

Fabric & fit

  • Heavyweight structured cotton
  • Curved brim, adjustable strap-back closure
  • Unisex one-size fit

Perfect for: meta-merch enthusiasts, "I bought this and now I'm contractually obligated to wear it" energy, the friend who'd appreciate the self-aware joke.

Designed and embroidered in Melbourne by RK Threads.

  • No minimum order
  • Free logo digitising
  • Real machine embroidery
  • Made in Melbourne
  • Ships in 2 weeks (or rush it: about 1 week)
Why RK Threads

Custom embroidery, minus the catch

Most embroiderers are built for bulk orders. We are built for you. Here is how ordering a single custom piece compares.

At a glance
Most loved
Made to order in Melbourne
Other
embroiderers
Minimum order
Yes Just one
No 10 to 25 units
Logo digitising
Yes Free
No $30 to $100 per logo
How you order
Yes Online, see it before you buy
No Email and wait for a quote
Turnaround
Yes Made to order, 2 weeks
No Often 3 to 4 weeks
Made
Yes Melbourne
No Often offshore
Minimum order
RK Threads, yes: Just one RK Threads
Other embroiderers, no: 10 to 25 units Others
Logo digitising
RK Threads, yes: Free RK Threads
Other embroiderers, no: $30 to $100 per logo Others
How you order
RK Threads, yes: Online, see it before you buy RK Threads
Other embroiderers, no: Email and wait for a quote Others
Turnaround
RK Threads, yes: Made to order, 2 weeks RK Threads
Other embroiderers, no: Often 3 to 4 weeks Others
Made
RK Threads, yes: Melbourne RK Threads
Other embroiderers, no: Often offshore Others
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No minimum order. Free logo digitising. Made in Melbourne.