Windows 95 Collection

Boot up. Log in. Dress like it's 1995.

Two fits straight outta the windies mainframe. Drop the page and the whole storefront flips into full retro chrome on entry. CRT tan optional.


The lore

This collection started as a joke about the time my old PC bluescreened the night before a homework deadline. The MS Paint hoodie is for everyone who learned to "design" by dragging the spray can tool around at 11pm. The Login hoodie is for anyone who remembers waiting 4 minutes for "Please wait while Windows loads your personal settings..." like it was a normal thing to do.

Both are box-fit, heavyweight, embroidered. Made to order, ships in 7-10 days.

  • Windows 95 Login Hoodie
    Windows 95 Login Hoodie

    Windows 95 Login Hoodie

    350 GSM
    Regular price $89.00
  • MS Paint Hoodie
    MS Paint Hoodie

    MS Paint Hoodie

    350 GSM
    Regular price $119.00