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About this cap
Description
"I bought this hat and all I got was this stupid Hat hat" Cap, machine-embroidered. The cap that's about being a cap. Stitched in chunky lettering on the front panel of a structured cotton cap. Recursively self-referential, slightly cursed, fully wearable.
Built on a heavyweight structured cotton crown with a curved brim and adjustable strap-back.
The make
- The full phrase embroidered on the front panel
- Machine-embroidered on one of 13 industrial machines at our Melbourne studio
- Made to order, ready to ship in 2 weeks
Fabric & fit
- Heavyweight structured cotton
- Curved brim, adjustable strap-back closure
- Unisex one-size fit
Perfect for: meta-merch enthusiasts, "I bought this and now I'm contractually obligated to wear it" energy, the friend who'd appreciate the self-aware joke.
Designed and embroidered in Melbourne by RK Threads.
Sizing
The size guide next to the sizes has the measurements. They're taken flat on the garment in centimetres, so lay a piece you like flat and compare.
Care
Wash cold and inside out. Skip the dryer if you can, and don't iron straight over the stitching.
Shipping
Shipping is free in Australia over $90 and free internationally over $150.
Returns
Our refund policy has the details. If something's not right, message us.
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Questions people ask
How much is shipping?
Free in Australia over $90, and free internationally over $150.
Is there a minimum order?
No. One piece is fine. If you need 10 or more, our wholesale site gives you an instant quote, no account needed.
Can I ask you something first?
Yes. Message us any time.