Windows 95 Login Hoodie
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Type a user name to log on to Windows.
Your name will be embroidered onto your hoodie exactly as typed.
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Windows 95 Login Hoodie, machine-embroidered onto a premium cotton hoodie. The login screen that broke a million 90s desktops, immortalised in thread. Custom embroidered with the iconic blue, the Windows 95 logo, and the username field of your choice. The kind of hoodie that gets a "wait, IS that, " from every millennial and gen-Z retro fan within five metres.
Pick your username at checkout, your name, your handle, your nickname, "USER" if you're a purist. We embroider it into the login screen so each hoodie is genuinely one of one.
The make
- Custom Windows 95 login screen embroidery with your chosen username
- Built on a heavyweight cotton hoodie with drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket
- Machine-embroidered on one of 13 industrial machines at our Melbourne studio
- Made to order, ready to ship in 2 weeks
Embroidery
- The Windows 95 Login design + your custom username is included on the front as standard
- Add a name, date or short phrase elsewhere on the hoodie as a paid add-on at checkout
- Extra embroidery spots (back, sleeve, hood, opposite chest) available
Fabric & fit
- 100% combed cotton, heavyweight fleece
- Classic regular fit, true to size
- Drawstring hood, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem
- Brushed inner, soft, cosy, warm
Perfect for: retro tech lovers, 90s kids, anyone whose first computer made the iconic startup chime, gift for the developer in your life.
Designed and embroidered in Melbourne by RK Threads.
