"I bought this hat and all I got was this stupid Hat hat" Cap, machine-embroidered. The cap that's about being a cap. Stitched in chunky lettering on the front panel of a structured cotton cap. Recursively self-referential, slightly cursed, fully wearable.

Built on a heavyweight structured cotton crown with a curved brim and adjustable strap-back.

The make

• The full phrase embroidered on the front panel
• Machine-embroidered on one of 13 industrial machines at our Melbourne studio
• Made to order, ready to ship in 2 weeks

Fabric & fit

• Heavyweight structured cotton
• Curved brim, adjustable strap-back closure
• Unisex one-size fit

Perfect for: meta-merch enthusiasts, "I bought this and now I'm contractually obligated to wear it" energy, the friend who'd appreciate the self-aware joke.

Designed and embroidered in Melbourne by RK Threads.