{"title":"Windows 95 Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBoot up. Log in. Dress like it's 1995.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo fits straight outta the windies mainframe. Drop the page and the whole storefront flips into full retro chrome on entry. CRT tan optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003chr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe lore\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis collection started as a joke about the time my old PC bluescreened the night before a homework deadline. The MS Paint hoodie is for everyone who learned to \"design\" by dragging the spray can tool around at 11pm. The Login hoodie is for anyone who remembers waiting 4 minutes for \"Please wait while Windows loads your personal settings...\" like it was a normal thing to do.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBoth are box-fit, heavyweight, embroidered. Made to order, ships in 7-10 days.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"windows-95-login-hoodie","title":"Windows 95 Login Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWindows 95 Login Hoodie, machine-embroidered onto a premium cotton hoodie.\u003c\/strong\u003e The login screen that broke a million 90s desktops, immortalised in thread. Custom embroidered with the iconic blue, the Windows 95 logo, and the username field of your choice. The kind of hoodie that gets a \"wait, IS that, \" from every millennial and gen-Z retro fan within five metres.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePick your username at checkout, your name, your handle, your nickname, \"USER\" if you're a purist. 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